Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 4 days agoCome the fuck on.... please?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down11
arrow-up147arrow-down1imageCome the fuck on.... please?lemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 4 days agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoHey. My Mom voted for Trump to accelerate the Second Coming of Jesus. imdoingmypart.gif
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoUnfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoJesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoOnly the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoDidn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoJust means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoAnd so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven. What a silly religion.
Hey. My Mom voted for Trump to accelerate the Second Coming of Jesus.
imdoingmypart.gif
Unfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
lucky.
Jesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy
Only the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
Didn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
Just means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.
And so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven.
What a silly religion.