I once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.
I had a girlfriend who could put a lit cigarette in (just the filter), suck in smoke, and fart out the smoke. I wonder if it was the same girl. Are you from Australia?
Like, how do you even discover you have such a superpower? It’s not every day that you even think of trying something like that.
Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.
I’m 46 years old and until just now I’d never seen or heard the term “anal hiccup.” I hope I never learn anything more about them.
Anal sneezing would be worse than anal hiccups.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s, not a Taco Bell… 😂
