- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
What is this
cmalwlibrary? Cannot find anything about it.Since it has malware abbreviated in its name I think it’s a joke
Isn’t this basically the banana cultivation problem of computing? Linux has pretty good genetic diversity with mutations and speciation happening on the regular, MacOS doesn’t have that variety, but is a genetically engineered abomination that’s regularly gene-edited to patch problems out.
As for Windows, I’d say it’s the Cavendish banana of operating systems.
I just absolutely love this comment, especially the dismissive bit at the end. Damn fine nerding my friend.
I was having a shitty day and now I feel appreciated. Thank you.
I just called Microsoft and their support line confirmed that they are, indeed, a banana.

My anus is bleeding!
They should’ve distributed it as a flatpak, then it could automagically download its own dependencies /j
Are you being jarcastic?
Maybe they meant it’s a soke
chroot virus
The no holds barred way of getting root on otherwise secure systems
Sounds like an average day trying to run something on Linux.

Aktacualy those are hooks the meme is bait for saying the hooks are bait which makes them bait … Cary on.

😘
Nah, most things people try to run work no problem.
It sounds like trying to install dependencies for libraries for R on Linux. 🤮
Can’t be worse than trying to fix dependencies for maven on any platform
Try and get luarocks running on windows and you will become a terrorist.
Reminds me of the joke that github should just hire malware developers to fix the install process of every random git repo that requires pages of install instructions and an entire book of troubleshooting
That is a bit out of date. There are professional cyber crime groups now, doing very sophisticated malware.
Yes. Sadly Linux viruses are doing well, today. I suppose it is a reflection of Linux’s success.
Shoot, really? Dang…
Most Linux malware is aimed at servers, that’s where the money is, and where Linux has serious market share











