Man goes to his boss and says “can we talk. I have a problem!”
His boss gets mad and replies “I don’t want to hear about your problems. We are an opportunity based company. We don’t have problems we have opportunities to improve. Do you understand?”
The man thinks and then replies “yeah, I get it.”
“great now tell me what you wanted to talk about, and you better not use the word problem!”
“well… Based on what you said, I have a huge drinking opportunity”
Reminds me of an old joke…
Man goes to his boss and says “can we talk. I have a problem!”
His boss gets mad and replies “I don’t want to hear about your problems. We are an opportunity based company. We don’t have problems we have opportunities to improve. Do you understand?”
The man thinks and then replies “yeah, I get it.”
“great now tell me what you wanted to talk about, and you better not use the word problem!”
“well… Based on what you said, I have a huge drinking opportunity”