python@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoDry Shampoo is the teenage girl equivalent to teenage boys' Axe Body Spraymessage-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareDry Shampoo is the teenage girl equivalent to teenage boys' Axe Body Spraypython@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
Not really a shower thought, but a “spraying my hair with dry shampoo before a Teams meeting” thought.
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2 months agoDamn, Americans will put corn in everything!
minus-squarehalcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoTo be fair, corn is native to the Americas. And it can be made into virtually anything: food, fuel, cleaning products, even plastic (PLA).
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoBut can you make love with it?
minus-squarehalcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoOh people have definitely used corn for that. It is a phallic shape.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agocorn starch is what you put on silicone toys to prevent them from being sticky. so yes!
minus-squareKrauerking@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoAs if corn could ever love Those sweaty ears only ever care for carnal pleasure and don’t have an ounce of passion.
Damn, Americans will put corn in everything!
To be fair, corn is native to the Americas. And it can be made into virtually anything: food, fuel, cleaning products, even plastic (PLA).
But can you make love with it?
Oh people have definitely used corn for that. It is a phallic shape.
And it’s ribbed.
corn starch is what you put on silicone toys to prevent them from being sticky. so yes!
As if corn could ever love
Those sweaty ears only ever care for carnal pleasure and don’t have an ounce of passion.