Colorectal cancer has become the top cause of cancer-related death in people younger than 50, pointing to need for better research and early detection.
People put anything up there. Just have a little color-changing paper strip at the top of anything remotely oblong and the ER doc can give a quick read when removing the object.
The future is an AI powered dildo or buttplug to detect this. With a subscription of course.
People put anything up there. Just have a little color-changing paper strip at the top of anything remotely oblong and the ER doc can give a quick read when removing the object.
“Dad, what’s this thing on my Buzz Lightyear action figure?”
“Don’t worry about it, son. That’s for me.”
Device out of network please waddle to the nearest urgent care.
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…which is also out of network.
But they can use the Dyson extractor to remove it for $68,000 and disposable fee which you can work off in the protein fields.
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