I dunno how you get a whole movie out of her story. What is there to tell?
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Eastern European model
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Sleeps her way into the family of a rich asshole
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Has baby to secure long term seat at the dinner table
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The end
That’s a story everyone has seen play out 1000 times already.
Illegally worked in the USA too.
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Isn’t it an Amazon film, not Netflix?
Netflix is streaming it.
They’re really not. It’s just now being released in a theater. Not only that but it was paid for by Jeff bezos and Amazon. So why in the world would you think that they’re streaming it on Netflix? When in all reality it’s going to be streamed on prime video and not watched by a single person except for bots trying to raise the view count.
That commenter just says things assuming people won’t check. Note the name and you’ll start seeing inane takes regularly.
really?
No.
Just another grift… She got 28 million dollars from Amazon for this. I’m willing to bet she doesn’t give a fuck about ticket sales.
On the movie’s (real) IMDb page
Have you noticed that Melania has no displayed star rating or reviews. Has any movie had those things hidden before?
Well now they did 😂
Well said.
Now that’s a shirt that goes hard!
Lazy of amazon to bribe trump with a dumb movie and then fail to ensure some tickets were bought to pretend anyone showed. Its one thing for the right to be corrupt, but they go on to always try to be corrupt and do a bad job in executing the grift. They even suck at sucking.
Yeah, seat-fillers aren’t that expensive relative to the cost of the film. Unless someone in Amazon wanted to get the message out that the only reason they did it was to kiss the ring.
Rotten tomatoes reviews… totally not bots.
Jeez, I sure hope they are bots. She has been a complete non participant when it comes to doing the tasks a First Lady does. Outside of her “I don’t care…” bullshit, she’s just done nothing. Well, except consistently try to weasel out of all attempts by her husband to touch her, anyway.
teriffic
Guess who wrote that one
His name is STEWART and he is NOT a bot. Real guy, terrific guy, he does a lot of great stuff. Does a LOT more than some of the other people there, you know the other kind. DONT buy into the Left’s brainwashing! THANK YOU for your Attention to this MATTER!
–JOHN
This movie was just a trump bribe.
Amazon didn’t care if it lost money. They gave 25 million for the rights to melanias story right to trump. A legal payout. So they spent a few more million on a failed movie.bribe was payed
this comment has more viewers than her movie
Worldwide even.
I don’t think someone can humiliate you, you can only let yourself feel humiliation.
And I don’t think I’ve ever seen Melania feel anything except disgust with her husband and general malaise.
The book is ALWAYS better.
It’s that the one the writer made free for a few days to make it show up when ppl searched melania?
Yes, it is. When I read about it, it was the fifth result as per the comments, when I searched for it to “buy” it, it was already the second result, so, it actually was working :)
Wait is she supposed to be a floating torso?
It’s so you can’t grab her by the pussy.
Why would anyone in the UK want to see that film. Even the biggest right wing flagshaggers don’t seem to care.
Does she have family there?
Not that I know of, but right-wing flag shaggers can be very strange
The loser, Nigel bought one of 3 tickets.
He probably bought all 3 to fit his inflated ego.
Why would someone be humiliated that their money laundering scheme is laundering money?
You people don’t honestly believe she gives a shit, right? And you certainly must recognize this movie as just being a grift, and that it wasn’t made with the intention or expectation of being successful, right?
Please tell me you all aren’t that fucking blind.
Yep, it’s just like all of the “bestselling” books the right “writes”. Real people don’t actually buy them; the PACs buy them to funnel money into the pockets of the subject of the book.
I also believe that above all else, this was a money laundering scheme.
That being said, I feel like there was a part of her that was hoping this documentary about her life would be revered as incredibly interesting and a work of art. Like, single digit ticket sales is incredibly bad… I don’t care who you are - that’s gotta sting. And that’s hilarious.
It’s not money laundering, it’s a corrupt bribe.
I read she made $30M from the film - that’s pretty shockingly obscene compared to all the big tech innaguration bribes - of “only” $1M.
You’re forgetting: 1. The ballroom, and 2. Trumpcoin.
I’m certainly not forgetting, but in the interest of brevity, I decided not to detail out the hundreds of different ways Diaper Don has been bribed or otherwise fleeced his loyal idiots.
Fair enough!
You can choose the seat yet take one on the side??
I think that might literally just be a broken seat.
I would take one closer to the exit.
