• mech@feddit.org
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    1 month ago

    its insurers are fully engaged in the process

    I am now imagining an insurance office where suddenly an alarm goes off:
    The lights turn red, a siren howls, and everyone jumps up from their seats and runs to a garage where black vans are wating with the engines running.
    They drive to the beach and frantically start picking up bananas, in a race against time and decomposition.