It happens to me almost weekly

What about a space escalator?

It will never catch on.

The IRL holy grail is a toilet.

Drink from the wrong one and you forfeit your life in the most horrid of ways.

I showed you my beans plz respond

You could use them to secure some steel rails to large wooden sleepers, and then transport goods and people on carriages that roll upon the rails.

And billionaires

Well it seems like that would be the antithesis of dull men’s club.

The fact that so many of them are naked suggests they all thought Medusa was DTF

This guy thinks he’s tougher than literal stone

You gotta get hard and fuck her before you look into her eyes, so you have an attachment point inside as well.

“Oh hi Mark…”

Post about how your breasts behaved wile bungee jumping on dull men’s club

Beyond lies the Wub

Yes to both.

Stargate SG-1, S05 E10, “2001”

The Aschen have all the tech that humanity needs to fight the Goa’uld but they are super boring. Also secretly genocidal.

You luckily have an abbreviation in your DNA that means your tellemeres don’t shorten. You can’t age. You reach 87000 years old. Humans have gone extinct. You are trapped alone on a dead earth. You try to shoot yourself but the gun misfires. You jump off w cliff, but a sudden updraft catches you and you land safely. In this multiverse, luck is now objective.

• Me, trying to persuade my philosophy prof that by not turning in my assignment, I have actually turned in an assignment.

And a cat flap

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