Weekend at Zuckies

I don’t know my cats birthday because she was a stray, but her estimated age lined up with my birth month so I registered her with a birthdate the same as mine (but many years younger)

Well now they have good reason to be scared.

FGF is the quintessential 2000s artistic expression film. It speaks to the unrepresented young middle class male psyche, the underachiever adrift in a sea of mediocrity, the futility and burden of male ego. It tells the viewer their own ordinary story in extraordinary words, speaking truth to those who so often refuse to listen. The point of the film is not to shock, disgust, or entertain, but to inquire of the audience, “I’m here. I exist. Do you?” And it refuses to relent until the answer is unequivocally “Yes!”

In this 73 page essay I will…

Standard practice for interrupting an anxiety attack is to name 5 things you can see, 4things you can hear, 3 things you can smell, 2 things you can touch and 1 thing you can taste. I’ve never used it myself but I’ve used it to de-escalate people who are having a flipout

How do you move a whole ass bedroom?

Shai Huluhd!

Asse a spherical cat

The board members are risk averse, anti-innovation, weren’t paying attention during the PowerPoint, and just trying to hang on until they can get their bonuses and go golfing.

Having first aid training is good for any position. I mean, if two janitors apply, and they are about even, but one has first aid training, your hire that one right? It reduces expenses on your end to train people.

How much is that in dodge RAMs?

Imagine spending millions of dollars on an ad that costs your company millions more in lost sales

You can, but she might have you shot for it

Was it, though?

It’s so brave of you to come out, especially around these parts 🙏

Fucking Russians, man!

Crunchwater

Chick peas maybe?

Least radicalized Linux user