Try “Bruh”

Bruh shutdown

Run a hosepipe to your neighbours radon hole to soak up all those free chest x-rays they aren’t using.

Damn I knew I forgot something. Good point. I’ve also heard of wearing a different shoe on each foot, like sneaker on one foot and hiking boot on the other, both to fuss up you gate and leave even more conflicting prints.

I can’t stand shorts, tick-tock, or any of those videos. The videos I watch are usually comprehensive, longer than 10 mins, and I pause, rewind, slow down ect the video.

And the natural distribution of primes gets smaller as integer length increases

If you’re going to use a Faraday bag, use it regularly, like every day at random times.

Imagine you are being accused of a crime. The crime occured at 8pm. The phone records show that your phone went dark at your house 7pm and then reconnected at 9pm at your house. The crime scene is 1 hour away from your home by foot. Records show this is the only time your phone went dark in a very long time.

So if you bag your phone (aluminium foil bags work pretty good too), do it regularly, randomly, and don’t bag it and unbag it immediately before leaving or after getting home

Leave your phone at home.

Don’t drive your own car there, and don’t get an uber.

Ride a scooter, bicycle, or walk.

Wear a dust mask, headphones (to prevent ear pattern recognition) and safety glasses.

Wear a high vis vest while working on the camera.

Wear dark clothing with no logos over the top of something dorky, like a white Ralph Lauren shirt and golf shorts. Ditch the dark clothing if you even sense you might be stopped on the way home.

Put duct tape on the soles of your shoes to make the shoe prints indistinct.

Wear gloves, rigger gloves are fine, latex if you have nothing else.

Work quickly, never run (unless your under disguise is a jogging outfit) and if you see a cop, security, or any person that suspects you, believe in your heart and soul that you haven’t committed a crime. Find a way to delete the act from your memory, become an innocent person. Emotional escalation to cop should be indifference, confusion, irritation, indignant, lawful but otherwise suspicion, and when detained or arrested, silent cooperation. That’s how innocent people behave when suspected or accused of a crime. Once detained, say nothing except your name, age, DOB, address, license number ect and “I don’t know, I need to speak to a lawyer.” Even though they will ask you a thousand questions to try to get you to implicate yourself. There is nothing you can say that will talk you out of cuffs.

Damn that’s aluminium, not steel. You can do that with an angle grinder, reciprocating saw, or even a mapp gas torch

Leave your fucking phone at home too.

Drive -fwd

Sudo drive -fwd

Drive -left

Drive -stop

Drive -brake

Sudp drive -brake

Udo drive -brake

Sudo dribe -brake

F U C K

The feminization of men

Fellas I’m willing to run this gauntlet.

Install Graphene on it lol

Have they moved the blood yet?

Hows the pentagon pizza index?

YouTube

• Food Wishes, Chef John M

• Chef Jean-pierre, god bless the man. He taught me everything I need to know about Onyo

And XML

Y’all won your right to vote once, you can do it again.

Navy always gotta be a little different to everyone else

Weekend at Zuckies

I don’t know my cats birthday because she was a stray, but her estimated age lined up with my birth month so I registered her with a birthdate the same as mine (but many years younger)

Well now they have good reason to be scared.