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Exactly! Why did two of the icons get icon+text label status, while the others got just icon status?!

Either standardized on icon + text label, or just icon, or just text.

We stopped using pictogram representations of concepts 2000 years ago and pivoted to symbols representing speech sounds, why are we regressing to ictograms again?

Are you even a true power user if you don’t tattoo your headphones MAC address on your forearm?

I recall an Indian guru in a YouTube video once quipping “Many followers have asked me, how do I quiet my brain. I tell them ‘your brain can be cleared of all thoughts only once, and then your family holds your funeral.’ Meditation is not the absence of thoughts but the acceptance of thoughts without interaction.”

Fix things and keep them, fix things and sell them on the secondhand market, or fix things owned by friends who have broken things. By applying my technical knowledge to repairing computers, appliances, tools, furniture, plumbing, I’m building my own self-sustainability, I’m enabling others to avoid buying new things and instead spend their money in better ways, I’m networking with people who have skills that I lack, I’m denying the manufacturers the revenue they would get if there wasn’t someone like me to fix their shit, and I’m denying the govt the taxes involved in new purchases and income tax on my secondhand sales, and I’m denying the voracious landfill of its tasty, tasty whitegoods.

It replaces the word “good” in many contexts.

“Soz I ate your last weed brownie brah.”

“It’s all gucci, fam. I fucked your girlfriend.”

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

I gave up drinking and got my life together and I’m still a scruffy goblin

That bowling pin isn’t gonna extricate itself from that rectum

As much as I hate to say it, law enforcement are people too. Not good people, but people.

Nobody should have to do a job that injured them, physically or mentally.

Same reason that shit on TV is five easy payments of 29.95.

I’m willing g to spend $29. I’ll even spend $29 five times. But not $150.

I picture you:

It’s a meme video, there is an altercation in a McDonald’s, loud and violent, but the guy in the foreground continues eating completely nonplussed with big capybara energy about the punch-up going on next to him.

“Quick, change the channel!”

Just turn it off at night time

Deport them to America lol