Why can’t everyone just use the distro that is right for them, which is Arch?

Yes but you see, now the solution is a product, and shareholders shall profit from its sale. Value where no value was before. Blessed be the capitalists.

The movie with Sandra Bullock trapped in space?

I have sinus problems so I’ve never been able to breathe comfortably

I would do something similar if I was allowed to bring a lifetime supply of antibiotics.

The only Trans the US Govt approved of

Emotional support tea

I often say ‘man’ as an affectation regardless of gender, but today I accidentally said “thanks man” to an obvious trans woman at the kitchen store and felt really bad but she pretended not to notice.

Folks. It’s my go-to.

Dude was obsessed with twins.

He also once delivered a baby and lobbed it from the birthing bed into an incinerator, still alive, with the mother in the room.

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The most epic of all epic speeches

It’s a supercut of speeches from films.

Or the saltiness of an unswallowed load

But this will hurt Haliburton and Lockheed Matins feelings!

The continents are white and gold, Yanny, and Kiki.

I don’t believe in continents. I’m incontinent.

Cool cool cool, super cool, no doubt, no doubt.

What’s the scratching arm copper content of these fellas?

I can maintain it. But I won’t.