Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?message-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 days agoNope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 days agoPlenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.
minus-squareSlowy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 days agoMaybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need
minus-squareDaftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·8 days agoListen go this person, dey know.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoWe can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶
Nope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.
What if you were wealthy?
Plenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.
Maybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need
Listen go this person, dey know.
We can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶