Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?message-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 days agoWhen you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 days agoI somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoEither way, I’m in. Wouldn’t even need the life-extending part.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days ago “With a certain audience, this life extending solution tested very well.” “Great. How soon can we perfect the life extending bit and start selling it?” “About that…”
When you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
Or like Peter Theil?
I already said lizard-person.
I somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.
Either way, I’m in. Wouldn’t even need the life-extending part.
Which ever you prefer.