From what I know about smuggling, if you’re going to call yourself any kind of smuggler, after the battle of Endor, I assume this panel was filled to the top with Ewok pelts

  • borkborkbork@piefed.social
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    8 hours ago

    the smell of all those pelts would gag an asteroid maggot.

    nah, it’s all ‘recovered’ imperial hardware - fuck they had AT-ATs and AT-STs all over the place, bet some some of the power modules or turbolasers could fetch some credits. and you have a ready, motivated recovery crew with the ewoks.

    but get it quick, the remnants of that space station are going to deorbit rapidly and uh, sorry endor-ians, war is hell and all