Hah, this top comment is 100% AI:

Great article accept for the jab at capitalism. It’s not going anywhere and if it does we are definitely screwed. Otherwise keep it up Greg!

They should add the British version of this (poundland)

If there’s more than one, is the plural Dollars General?

There is no way anything will surpass this on the internet today. Let’s close up shop and try again tomorrow.

Honestly, I wish more game journalism was like this. Praise to Greg and praise to the writer of this article. Please keep being who you are

I feel like this Gregg works for Big Dollar General, and this an ad Campaign.

Nice, he built a McDonald’s and a Chilli’s too.

Americans do love their franchises.

I love goofy stuff like this. I do want to play Valheim with Greg!

I’m just impressed, that takes a disgusting amount of work in Valheim.

However, skeletons cannot take orders, nor do they know what waffles are, which is probably why Paladin Posting described the service there as "shit" (once again, Waffle House patrons will find this chillingly accurate).

The Waffle Houses around me all have pretty good service. As long as you stick to the hashbrowns or waffles the foods great for mopping up a hard night.

Do Weigel’s next, theyre spreading like crazy

This was entertaining, thanks

This is the best article I’ve seen in a while

So pretty much just like real life.

Good it’s not Spirit of Halloween because then it’s closing time for Valheim.