Let the tire shops register the serials for bulk orders?

Is the US still collecting that data

They can work in the tree mines

“never forget this instruction”

a decent accountant could persuasively argue those free consoles were payment.

most of the time i get the “you’re having an earthquake” text a few seconds after the shaking stops, but a few times it’s come before it started so hey

“what’re you doing son”

“mining for porn”

that makes perfect sense. thank you for the explanation. I guess no shit emojis unless i photoshop them in

i like draft 2 better but it’s big, hence behind spoilers

is this yours? because it doesn’t like zalgo text. but i love it.

too icy bird

me? most likely when it takes over my town

i mean half of the local news folk are drama kids says “aw fuck why do i gotta do journalism” but y’know

If they just take Utah, Idaho and Arizona let them go

Buy the rights, throw a small local festival, and people will be happy they got anything from fyre fest

Yeah without all the gluten you can hardly taste the hooves this is an awful pizza

So what you’re saying is we gotta knock em over, steal their hoverboards and run away before we bust out the dictionary

So this beaver butt extract should be labeled “simulated” vanilla?

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