you spelled wallet wrong

it’s the snowbirds

i was at a small, private concert and the guitarist wanted me to come up and join them in a song i only kind of knew. fortunately i had a good excuse not to go up, because my mind went blank thinking of the lyrics.

not sure. i think i’d rather dm for my nieces and nephews.

or a grand jury. but something tells me the proposed action would never see charges, just vengeance.

dont forget to hashtag

whatever proves objectively most appealing

nothing is more subjective than appeal

i had to bow out when they called Epstein a wealthy financier

was that the ps2? i had to refocus and polish the lens on that so many times

No I’m doesn’t

OH FUCK I THINK I’M ALONE HUMAN COME RESCUE ME BRING TREATS

i was worried i taught him that. i used to yell “where my kitties at” and they’d come running from wherever. it’s a little late for that, but i’ll see if it [edit:] works tomorrow

Maybe

The cat sneering over salad

And if you’re eating poorly while camping you’re doing it wrong

i often bring a small stringed instrument and a book when i’m camping. also cooking can be fun.

did california get new glasses?

i would like my GPS to sound like Brian Blessed otherwise i want all computers to sound like Niki Yang

i’ve been trying to convince both myself and my wife that it’s time for another kitten.

dude to qualify my answer i’m a musician. fuck if i know.