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When did you trust a fart and regret it?

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When did you trust a fart and regret it?

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The morning of my 30th birthday. I was hungover as hell, went outside to smoke a cigarette and sat down on the concrete steps. I lit up, took a drag, pushed out that fateful fart and coated the inside of my pants. Crappy birthday.
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