early_riser@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 days agoWhen did you trust a fart and regret it?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down19
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareWhen did you trust a fart and regret it?early_riser@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoI remember like it was yesterday. at 7:36am my stomach gurgled and turned so hard it pushed the fart out my intestines with such force, it was like a rocket. the smell was putrid and suffocating. a miasma filled the room. I, of course, didn’t have to deal with the aftermath directly. I wake up at 9am.
I remember like it was yesterday.
at 7:36am my stomach gurgled and turned so hard it pushed the fart out my intestines with such force, it was like a rocket.
the smell was putrid and suffocating. a miasma filled the room.
I, of course, didn’t have to deal with the aftermath directly. I wake up at 9am.