• bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    I’m gonna keep bringing this bell until people sit down and reread chicken little

    The foxes want you to believe the sky is falling.

    They want you panicked, so they can control you.

    Their intent is to devour you.

    The correct reaction is to not listen to them.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      And while we’re at it, un-ban all the silly things that they used your baseless hysteria as a purported justification for banning.

      Knives for everybody! All shapes and sizes.

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        15 hours ago

        If everybody has a knife, then nobody has one.

        Instead of getting smacked on the butt, newborn babies should be handed a switchblade so they can protect themselves.

        • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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          15 hours ago

          Agreed.

          Also, if everybody has a knife, the cartel that slaps those impossible-to-tear plastic collars over the necks of bottles of salad dressing and soy sauce will no longer hold any power over us.