• smiletolerantly@awful.systems
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    5 hours ago

    Lmao. Lmfao, even.

    Here, I’m gonna save you some time and summarize the article for you:

    • everyone is talking about how good LLMs are [citation missing], but they’re missing the point!
    • because really, we’re already so much further ahead! There be magic tools out there!
    • wait, you want to know which ones? Uuuuh sorry, the people building then are keeping them a secret…
    • …because they are just THAT FRIGHTENINGLY GOOD! [citation missing]
    • seriously, I used one of them to build a 30k/month product in 2 hours with zero coding!
    • I mean… A subset at least. Oh I also did not do any review, so no idea just how badly fucked it is. Ah, and I guess the price tag comes from the existing reputation and legal guarantees provided by the original tool, which obviously I also couldn’t replicate.
    • but worry not! I’m sure I’d be able to build the full tool in DAYS!
    • I won’t though. Even though it could TOTALLY make me 30k per month per user. Totally.
    • instead, I’ll PROVE to you JUST HOW GOOD these SECRET TOOLS are! Checkout this GitHub repo!
    • …ah, no, sorry, I misspoke. I’ll obviously NOT be using the secret, but TOTALLY REAL [citation missing] tools that this entire article is about. For some reason. They’re totally real though bro. Trust me bro. I’m sure one more data-center will fix it bro. Just need to prompt right bro. Like bro, people don’t realize how gooooooood LLMs are bro. I swear bro. My prompts are so good I need to keep them secret because it’s SCARY bro. Bro.

    Ahem. Maybe I editorialized a tiny bit. Not much though, trust me bro.