alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agoif portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?message-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down18
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareif portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·2 days agoProbably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
minus-squareSausager@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoWait… how did you confirm that? Edit- grammar
minus-squarecommunism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoEat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoYeah! You need to share your portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoStill, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoAutofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI said personal experience. It could be individual. But I am not flexible enough.
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoTime to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·2 days agoThis makes no sense to me; please explain
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 days agoYour senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoI don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoNo, I am saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words that I wrote.
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoNo, I am saying the opposite, hence why I wrote the words that I actually wrote.
minus-squareParanoidfactoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoOne possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented. I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!
minus-squareEndlessNightmare@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoAre you a linguistics, by any chance?
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
so win-win either way
Damn, you’re right :(
Wait… how did you confirm that?
Edit- grammar
Eat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
Good idea, I’ll get right on that
Yeah! You need to share your portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
I said personal experience. It could be individual.
But I am not flexible enough.
Time to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!
This makes no sense to me; please explain
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
I don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of
Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
No, I am saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words that I wrote.
No, I am saying the opposite, hence why I wrote the words that I actually wrote.
One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!
Are you a linguistics, by any chance?