• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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    2 days ago

    A pirate walks into the bar with a ships steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

    The bartender inquires about the wheel, and the pirate responds, “Yarrr, it’s drivin me nuts!”

    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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      1 day ago

      Piggybacking off your comment to leave a pirate joke of my own.

      “What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?”

      (Ideally, the audience will reply “Arrr!” this this. It works best if you prime them for this by doing a bad pirate impression earlier in the conversation, or tell a joke such as “What’s a pirate’s favourite animal? An aardevark!”)

      “You might think so, but a pirate’s true love be the C (sea)”


      Bonus joke! What’s a pirate’s least favourite letter?

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