• ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    Worse, I hear they surrounded the island with dihydrogen monoxide, which kills 300,000 worldwide every year by inhalation.

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      1 day ago

      “We stand here today in praise and mourning at the loss of our dear friend the dihydrogen monoxide water joke. It was a good joke. A faithful joke. Always ready for a quick chuckle. A true best friend to the nerd in need. May it rest in peace.”

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      I heard that people that have tried it once are addicted for life. If they ever try to stop consuming dihydrogen monoxide, they will die.