When I was laying on the bathroom floor because I was puking from food poisoning, my bro basically wandered over after a while and started meowing at me like “wtf are you still doing on the floor, weirdo?”

Dr. Mittens: “Stick out your tongue and yowl like you can see the bottom of your food bowl.”

“Your cuddling and feeding has dropped off significantly today. I hope you know this will go down on your purrrrmanent record.”

I’m getting Anton Ego vibes from Ratatouille

He knows you were licking door handles at the airport.

What a big, cute face 😊

Good kitty. Feel better.