When I was laying on the bathroom floor because I was puking from food poisoning, my bro basically wandered over after a while and started meowing at me like “wtf are you still doing on the floor, weirdo?”

“Your cuddling and feeding has dropped off significantly today. I hope you know this will go down on your purrrrmanent record.”

Dr. Mittens: “Stick out your tongue and yowl like you can see the bottom of your food bowl.”

I’m getting Anton Ego vibes from Ratatouille

He knows you were licking door handles at the airport.

What a big, cute face 😊

Good kitty. Feel better.