Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
Literally yesterday I had a medical professional in a professional setting tell me they could just drink pure fish sauce.
I couldn’t say anything to keep from laughing. I still don’t even know what to say to that.