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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 hours ago

Little Surprise 🎥

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Little Surprise 🎥

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 hours ago
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    The first time I robotripped using delsym instead of Robitussin I didn’t think about how delsym lasts way longer. I woke up the next day still tripping and went into my retail job, hoping to hide out in a quiet corner until it passed.

    Of course that was the day the regional manager was visiting the store and I had to give them a tour of my department for some reason.

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    You get paid $5000 per day for the rest of your life (matching inflation), but the American Kitchen Nightmares editors get to omnisciently and in real time control the sound effects in your life. Only you hear them, but you can never tune them out. Do you accept?

    • LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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      That’s gonna be weird during sex

      • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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        You pull it out, ready to go. She pulls out hers, and its bigger. kitchen nightmares sus sound effect plays

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        You’ll just have to turn up the volume on Cbat.

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      I guess I’ll just cry through the sound effects with the $1.8 million dollars a year I’ll have.

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        waterphone intensifies as you dab your tears with $100 bills

    • scytale@piefed.zip
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      I don’t watch the show. What kind of sounds/music are we dealing with here?

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        Here’s an exaggerated tasting platter for you. I’ll add that it’s not that exaggerated (except for the boom at 1:36; I never heard that in the show).

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          Not the gonna lie, if the ominous music goes starts BEFORE I make a mistake or do something dumb in my everyday life, it would actually be helpful lol.

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      If I can block the sounds by wearing headphones I would take it in a heartbeat but even if I cant block them, well, I would still do it because I have tinnitus 🤷

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        It’s a purely psychological thing inside your brain; it will cut through the tinnitus. You can’t loophole your way around it; you have to hear the sounds at the same noticeable volume a person with normal hearing would.

        • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          I guess, I ll suffer with the money and wipe my tears with it. 🥲

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      Absolutely.

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    Time to go clean the deep fridge

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Need an extra hand?

      • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Nah, there’s one on there already. Thanks, though!

  • Doug@piefed.social
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    His brother did worse things than pot, he’d be fine with it.

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      Dude’s worked in the restaurant industry all his life, he probably wouldn’t hire a sober dishwasher.

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