Especially when it comes to business. I just got off of a meeting with a company that focuses on “monetizing the user experience journey” and the amount of jargon that was used just left me yearning to go tend a field instead.
Especially when it comes to business. I just got off of a meeting with a company that focuses on “monetizing the user experience journey” and the amount of jargon that was used just left me yearning to go tend a field instead.
Uttering the phrase, “monetizing the user experience” should be punishable by death
“Our vision is to create Value for the shareholders.”
By providing solutions in an ever-changing dynamic landscape… by utilising cutting edge machine learning… bla bla blockchain… with cloud computing… and high definition whatever… something something profit margins…
Part of my job is to review new technology people want to implement at the company I work for. The amount of times I’ve been sent a proposal so full of this shit that I can’t even tell what the thing I’m reviewing actually is/does is crazy. Sometimes even going to the website for the product doesn’t help. It’s infuriating. I feel like a lot of stuff just exists for business execs to buy so they have a new project to be in charge of for a while until the next thing comes along. It actually working is a lesser concern.
Reply that they should invest in a retro encabulator if they want to stay relevant.
LOL. What a classic!
Services too
Alright, Randy, lay off the ket
The phrase “create value” drives me up a wall.
Sometimes we don’t need more “value”, we just need something that gets the job done. See: forced appreciation and housing prices.