• VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    I haven’t been to Chipotle in a long time. Was it ever spicy? Or is my butthole too powerful that I am immune to national chain tex mex?

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      3 days ago

      …. Ok look, we gotta get your asshole to a black site now. I’m declaring your asshole a national security asset. By god man, if this is true you may have just saved the planet

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      3 days ago

      It was never THAT spicy. We used to make this joke about Taco Bell fire sauce in high school, and that was earned.

      • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 days ago

        It’s spicy but not tremendously so on the way in, which just makes it easier to have enough to set your o ring on fire when it’s time for round two.