Violet (my birth flower) + 08 (my birth year). Pretty basic.
I’m incompetent at programming.
My most recent rank in the church before the incident
Violet (my birth flower) + 08 (my birth year).
bruh aren’t you too young to be hornyposting…
26-8 =18
I am already dead
Updating my computer
Oh cool, now what username would you have of you combined your mother’s maiden name, your social security number, and your credit card number?
People don’t like being proven wrong, and often try to dismiss it with some variation of “Im not gonna sit here and be told the whatfer by some random idiot”
Like, excuse me sir, you are the random idiot, because you were the one that was wrong.
So when it came to registering on Lemmy, that popped up in my head and bobs your uncle.
Real nice honeypot too, every time someones wrong and backs themselves into a corner instead of admitting they are wrong, they inevitably give some variation of “living up to your user name, huh”, which just continues to prove that the actual idiot is the one lashing out like that.
I used to use long defunct old emulator names as uaernames. Now it’s dirty local burger chains.
I used to think carefully about my username, but I want this to be a throwaway… eventually.
I started naming things after albums I like, since I already did it for my lichess account, which has a chess pun.
I have something similar for my self promotion alt
Back when I was in highschool I wanted a gamer tag that my friends would be embarrassed to lose to.
It started as simply cocopuff
idk I’m just a toast in ukrainian
Wanted to create a 5th character in a game to test something and ran out of variations of my normal username 15 years ago. Test worked out, it became my main and now we’re here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
From Jules Verne’s posthumously published work, “Paris in the 20th Century”
“Ah!’ said Michel, tempted, ‘you have modern poems?’ 'Of course. For instance, Martillac’s ‘Electric Harmonies,’ which won a prize last year from the Academic of Sciences, and Monsieur de Pulfasse’s ‘Meditations on Oxygen;’ and we have the ‘Poetic Parallelogram,’ and even the 'Decarbonated Odes. . ’
As a scientist with a deep love of the humanities, I found Verne’s view that science would ruin literature and poesy quite humorous. Especially since in reality it has just neglected it.
You’re seventeen/eighteen years old??
18😎
Ok well I’m a 50-year-old heterosexual woman and your deluge of sexually hilarious posts & memes have been fun & entertaining but my intuition tells me you’re not an 18-year-old young woman. 99.9% of people who post sexual things online then claim to be 18F are LYING about their age & gender.
A real 18-year-old woman with this much spice & humor would not be wasting her life & her free time with lemmy losers unless warming everyone up for manipulative purposes.
And real 18-year-old girls don’t think or behave like that.
This violet08 Lemmy account smells like an older person with more life experience than an 18-year-old.
But you carry on because hilarious enjoyable posts but whoever you really are, DON’T MANIPULATE PEOPLE.
Have you never met an 18 year old?
And my intuition ✨ tells me that you have a very stereotypical version of 18 year olds in your head. What does her age or her gender to do with this? Not every young woman need to spend all their time in a mall or in cheerleader training…
And to insinuate that to be here you must not have “spice & insight & humor” is just…
And last of all, who the fuck cares? I am a bottle of German condiment. Proof me wrong
Mods, give this person a chill pill
Long story short I got frustrated trying to think an username and typed angrily “ei ole” in Finnish (means it isn’t) and then it hit me.
Mine is from a GameCube era videogame that if any asks and I answer have no idea what I am talking about.
