Local crews rescued Andrew Giddens, 36, near a borrow pit after he faced freezing weather without food or water
  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
    21·
    1 day ago

    Who among us will cast the first stone and not admit to being buried shoulder deep in mud?

  • Riskable@programming.devEnglish
    142·
    2 days ago

    While some may consider Florida Man to be shallow, this one proves they can be men of depth.

    Truly, a well-grounded Florida Man.

    • Sculptus Poe@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 day ago

      As a Florida man I can verify that we break into rock pits to play. Rock pits full of quicksand traps. I went to collect fossil shells. They would have never found me.

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    2 days ago

    “Valentine’s day is here! My favourite holiday! I can’t wait to have dinner with my-”

    False. The Mud is coming. You have 3 hours remaining

  • quickenparalysespunk@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    23·
    23 hours ago

    did the world need another “Florida man”? especially the type who get stuck in mud, not to the ankle, not to the knee, to the shoulder…

    the goal should be to decrease them. that would be uplifting for the quality of human society. and for abortion rights, LGBTQ rights in Florida.

  • Aatube@thriv.socialMEnglish
    102·
    2 days ago

    my goodness, this is probably the first accident rescue post I’ve seen that’s also OrphanCrushingMachine

      • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zipEnglish
        3·
        2 days ago

        Yeah I also dont really see what makes this orphancrushingmachine, I’d be curious to hear their thoughts

        • glimse@lemmy.worldEnglish
          8·
          1 day ago

          “orphan crushing machine” is an analogy for the horrors of capitalism, not literally being crushed

          • Aatube@thriv.socialMEnglish
            11·
            1 day ago

            fair point. I feel about this the same way though, because both are the consequences of events that should not have ever happened in the first place

            one could argue it’s the fault of capitalism that his support system is so bad that he only trusts going to a borrow pit to let out his depression from his breakup