JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIt's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.message-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down110
arrow-up1107arrow-down1message-squareIt's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up41arrow-down2·2 days agoIt’s easier to eat salad by putting your face in the bowl and chomping away. Source: I am a cow and I won several local salad eating competitions.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoWhen I’m alone I eat salads with my bare hands if there’s no dressing on it. But when I’m in proper company with people I have to socially adapt and I’m required to use utensils.
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoSociety sucks, cows are cool. salad is a way of life, not a ‘side dish’ radish!
It’s easier to eat salad by putting your face in the bowl and chomping away.
Source: I am a cow and I won several local salad eating competitions.
When I’m alone I eat salads with my bare hands if there’s no dressing on it. But when I’m in proper company with people I have to socially adapt and I’m required to use utensils.
Society sucks, cows are cool. salad is a way of life, not a ‘side dish’
radish!