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Lol sure thing Microslop.
This should go in @programmer-humor or something.
I would like to personally thank Windows for introducing the century of the Linux desktop to me and my family’s life.
More taskbar customization, including vertical and top positions:
Removed for no reason when win 11 launched, Fixed by using windows 10
Integrating AI where it’s most meaningful, with craft and focus:
Noone wants your shitty AI. Fixed by using windows 10
Reducing disruption from Windows Updates
Windows update has always been fucking horrible, but I kinda have a running gag. Fixed by using windows 10
Faster and more dependable File Explorer
Performance worse under win 11, Fixed by using windows 10
More control over widgets and feed experiences
Feature noone wants, fixed by using windows 10
A simpler, more transparent Windows Insider Program
It would be much better if win 11 updates didn’t need to constantly be rolled back because they break fundamental features due to lack of testing. Why even have a beta branch? Fixed by using windows 10
Improved Feedback Hub, available starting today
The continued push toward deeper AI integration shows that feedback does not matter to Microsoft. Fixed by using windows 10?
Or just use any Linux distro, since none of them have these problems.
Windows update has always been fucking horrible, but I kinda have a running gag. Fixed by using windows 10
I mean, Win10 is EOL now, so it’s not going to be getting very many updates anymore
LTSC is not.
You mean Windows 10 is the perfect product? MS can’t improve on it so it must be perfect… Right? All others are just seeking perfection they can never achieve.
Wait… Yells out the door “Someone go get me a Jesuit Priest!”
reads better when you read it like the spongebob meme: oUr CoMmItMeNt To WiNdOwS qUaLiTy
The fact that a multi-billion dollar company publishes a post like this shows how bad things have gotten.
It’s afraid!
The month of March ended sooner than expected this year…
Is this “quality” with us in the room right now? I’m pretty sure all quality windows had died with windows 7.
Reminds me of all those “tech magazine” articles years ago saying “akshually Edge is a really good browser” after the entire planet only used it to download some other browser instead.
It was a decent browser. And an independent engine, which everyone here seems rabid for
Now it’s just another Chromium.
Trident was such a cooler name than WebKit, too. A rare instance of Microsoft giving something a name that was neither confusing nor lame.
I mean, those ActiveX controls were a little… well… Trident was a cool name!
Thanks, microslop, nobody cares
so… some really basic shit that should have been expected in a pre-2010 update + AI
Well done, guys. I guess you gotta start somewhere.
not looking back, and with the macbook neo there’s gonna be a lot more people leaving.
As an 85% windows user, this is hilarious and fuck Microsoft.
They still insist on stuffing AI down the users’ throats. Good that I never started with this windows crap.
Reminds me of “Security security security.”
Now, with AI.
