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minus-squarelennybird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·14 hours agoIn fairness to her, his mushroom (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) dick is a tiny target. Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agoPulling a splinter out with your teeth is probably how they did it before Larry Tweezer invented tweezers
minus-squaremoonshadow@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 hours agoHis last name was just Tweeze, common mistake
In fairness to her, his mushroom (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) dick is a tiny target.
Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.
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Pulling a splinter out with your teeth is probably how they did it before Larry Tweezer invented tweezers
His last name was just Tweeze, common mistake