A newly-released FBI document details disturbing allegations that Trump struck a teen girl after she "bit the sh*t out of" his penis in an assault facilitated by Jeffrey Epstein.
“Gather around, little ones, it’s time for great-grandma to tell the story of how she tried to chew off the president’s dick…”
“Aww, this is my favorite Christmas tradition.”
“She won a medal for it, y’know?”
“Of course I do, I’ve been hearing the story since I can remember. It’s evolved a bit over the years. It got pretty gory for a while, but the grown-ups reigned that in. Now we’re lucky if she stays awake for the whole story.”
“See this, little one? This is your grandma’s dick biting medal.”
“Gather around, little ones, it’s time for great-grandma to tell the story of how she tried to chew off the president’s dick…”
“Aww, this is my favorite Christmas tradition.”
“She won a medal for it, y’know?”
“Of course I do, I’ve been hearing the story since I can remember. It’s evolved a bit over the years. It got pretty gory for a while, but the grown-ups reigned that in. Now we’re lucky if she stays awake for the whole story.”