We’re in that stage where Microsoft knows that we’re about to break up and instead of fixing itself it is leaning into that abusive boyfriend injecting themselves everywhere they can.
Soon Microsoft will threaten to kill itself if we leave.
Promise?
I think we have to go through a long drawn out stage of Microslop pretending they can change before we get to that part.
We’re past that stage. They’re back to "It’s you!
No, they’re more like the “If I can’t have you, no one can,” vibecode.
Please threaten me with a good time
“Do a backflip!”
watch they will put adds directly your project/code if you don’t pay…
People using GitHub when Codeberg exists deserve nothing less.
You use GitHub because you don’t know better
I use GitHub because I wanna poison AI with shitty code
We are not the same
Recruiters care too much about green boxes sadly.
Investors care too much about greenbacks, so there.
They’ll start making you censor READMEs to make advertisers happy.
“Make sure you run
k*ll-all FirefoxBefore trying again
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every Linux distribution build script will now add
alias unaliveall="killall"to the /etc/profileShould lean into things and just add “–and-children” to “killall” instead.
I really can’t believe this got the green light. GitHub has, or perhaps had, the trust of most of the open source world. It was used by everybody. This is so fucking short-sighted, it’s signing away your stock portfolio for a popsicle. Whatever couple bucks they get from this ad is worth absolutely nothing compared to the trust and good will they have flushed.
Kinda hard to explain this concept to executives who have made their entire careers based off of dumb decisions like this. Problem is these execs never get fired or laid off, and instead get promoted upwards until all of Microsoft is doing the dumbest thing imaginable to their name. These people have never had consequence before, so are now destined to place those consequences on the company that’s kept them woefully employed.
I think this is true with a lot of companies. Microsoft is a good example. Whoever is responsible for the current state of Windows 11 should be turfed as rapidly and efficiently as possible both for the good of Microsoft and to send a message that this sort of thing is not wanted anymore.
They believe they are irreplacesble and as a single central point for development they are. They’ll ride this until users move to other options effectively decentralizing source hosting again. Good. Burn it down MS. Burn it down as fast as you can.
Like everything a techbro behemoth acquires?
Well yes, but have you also considered that line must go up?
I think once you turn your product into “Enterprise” or whatever that means, then you’re allowed to do anything you want. you can make complete garbage and it doesn’t matter
Microsoft microsofting things…
Microslop microslopping things…
ftfy
Nah this problem goes way farther back than 2022.
So what you are saying is microsoft has been microslop for longer than a few years? I’d agree with that
The Windows 8 start menu was candy crush and a ton of ads, and that was over a decade ago.
Look at this BS. lol
Jesus fuck that is bad. If I reviewed that PR, it would get rejected regardless of the code content. I would also consider further action against the contributor for spamming my repo.
I’m actually amazed at Microsoft’s audacity.
I hoped for
Refactor your body with ozempicstyle ads.Yeah, or dick pills.
GitHub has been in a downward spiral lately. Codeberg seems to be a better home for “small” open source. Large open-source organizations already use their forge.
Websites like this are the reason I’m forced to use noscript on mobile
2 pages of this:
Come to Codeberg! We don’t have AI slop built into the platform!
Still in the process of defenestrating myself.
The word for that is “autodefenestration.”
10/10
Copilot helps me flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…
This sentence can mean switching to linux or suicide. Context leans into one but doesn’t exactly shut down the other option either.
Depends on the drama. Stepping out the now cramped place onto the balcony looking out to freedom.
Wow thats actually more crazy than i though even Microslop would accomplish.
Their stock price is being hammered and for good reason…
My switch to codeberg pays off! GitHub has turned into junk real quick since the last months.
atp they should just have their LLMs put in code that relies on proprietary services and apps. Go the extra mile man
One more reason not to use Raycast
I’m not going to defend this garbage but is this really slop? Just seems like your average ad injection.
