Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) threatened to target American tech companies on Tuesday, claiming they are involved in strikes against Iran.
In a statement published by Tasnim News Agency, one of the Islamic Republic’s state media agencies, the IRGC claimed the companies were “involved in terrorist operations” against Iran. The statement listed 18 companies including Tesla, Palantir, and Microsoft.


Oh, no! Not Palantir! Oh, please don’t hurt them! They’re just a harmless data processing company run by a devout Christian!
If by Christian you mean literally Satan.
SHHHHHHHH!!!
No need to worry man. Palantir is not listed. It’s Plantir that will blow up.