

Should’ve been given a medal. Nobel Peace Prize. Hear that, Trump? A hotel worker deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than you do!


Should’ve been given a medal. Nobel Peace Prize. Hear that, Trump? A hotel worker deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than you do!
Same way I did; make it up.
Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.
Uh … apparently.


But they don’t say you can’t draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.


Perhaps he should just kinda … go there. Meet with the heads of the cartels personally. Have an informal dialogue. Just him, and Vance, and Hegseth, and Noem …


Donny. Donny, using the military would be an act of war, Donny. It would make the US the bad guys, Donny. You don’t want to tarnish that sterling legacy of yours, do you?
Oh, wait.


Or a five year old girl.


Every night while I’m on my computer, my cat sits on the desk beside me. Occasionally, she sits up and stares, wide-eyed, just over my shoulder and up a little. The house is silent. What the actual … ?!


Any more filler and botox, she won’t be able to open it at all.


" … that’s how America does it … "


Well, of course. He needs a well-funded military to illegally invade all the countries he covets oil and rare earth minerals in.


Halligan: “Well, Judge, in this administration, we typically ignore judges who rule against us”.


What are you doing?


Gosh, that’s nice of 'em! Where’s the, “I don’t want one cent of MUH TAXES going to fund foreigners” crowd now?


In quiet, reflective moments, Miller muses on his past.
“I was happy strangling babies in back alley dumpsters. But Trump found me, and showed me how to hurt so many more people. I will forever be grateful”.


Tucker & Dale vs Evil
Same difference.