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happy April fool’s btw

  • Buffalox@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Oh boy this is why I hate April’s fool jokes.
    They are generally not funny, just stupid.

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        9 hours ago

        It would help if anyone just posting obvious lies like they’re jokes had a sense of humor instead, yes. “Just a prank, bro!” as a holiday sucks.

      • woelkchen@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        Having a sense of humor helps.

        True and people without any shouldn’t attempt April Fool jokes

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        8 hours ago

        There is nothing in the headline that is joke adjacent; it falls flat as a joke and therefore isn’t a good April Fools joke.

        The Onion get this correct, that a joke has to have some context to be funny. This ain’t it.

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          The joke is obvious for anyone who knows the situation with AMD and Intel for the last few decades. AMD buying Intel would be a monopoly issue, and AMD has survived as the smaller company keeping Intel from being a monopoly.

          This is as obviously a joke as saying that the New England Patriots will be changing their name to the New England Redcoats. Sure, you need to know who the Patriots and Redcoats are to get the joke, but if you know literally anything about football and US history the joke is obvious. Or a hockey team choosing to change to focus on ice dancing. Or a Thai restaurant choosing to forgo spices.

          All of those require a small bit of context to be funny. All humor requires context to be funny. Just because you didn’t understand the context doesn’t make it funny.

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            7 hours ago

            The problem with your explanation is that Intel is troubled enough to be purchased, and the US currently has no issue allowing monopolies. In a world in which Paramount is buying Warners, and Sysco is buying Restaurant Depot, AMD buying struggling Intel is not an obvious joke. Or at least it isn’t without some additional tag. “AMD set to buy beleaguered Intel in an all-DDR5 deal.”

            Look at any of the websites trying to be the Onion. They seldom get the thing that makes Onion headlines just right.

            Your Patriots joke works (and would be a pretty good April Fools joke) because it’d come out of nowhere. If you make the same joke but about the Washington Commanders changing their name to the Corporals (a joke structured the same way as yours), it wouldn’t be as obviously a joke because that team has a history of name changes and Trump telling them to change their name isn’t out of the realm of possibility.

            I said before that a joke has to have context to make sense. That’s not quite right. It has to have context and we all have to kinda agree what that context is. You assuming that an AMD/Intel monopoly is impossible is what makes the headline a joke for you, but if I disagree about the context (that said monopoly is possible) than it doesn’t work. Judging from the other replies, I don’t think I’m the only one for whom it doesn’t work.

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              7 hours ago

              The impossible monopoly is part of why it is obviously a joke. The fact that AMD was the small dog by a significant margin for all of that time period and Intel running themselves into the ground enough for getting bought out a possibility is another part. There are a lot of things going on that make it funny.

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                7 hours ago

                That’s the thing, I don’t think it’s impossible at all.

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                  7 hours ago

                  k

                  There is also this for the people who missed the context.

                  At press time, the companies said the deal was expected to close shortly after the industry finished checking the calendar.

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        11 hours ago

        No this is too stupid, obviously it would be a major monopoly issue, and would never be allowed by authorities.
        USA yes, because they effectively have zero monopoly control and consumer protection, but the rest of the world would not allow it.

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          11 hours ago

          “It is obviously wrong and can’t be literally true so it must not be funny,” said the user without a sense of humor.

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          10 hours ago

          I enjoyed it so it was a good use of my screen space which zeroes out your criticism :)

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            10 hours ago

            I enjoyed it too and I wish it took up more of my screen space. We’re in the lead now!

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              10 hours ago

              OK IDK why you found that funny, usually a joke needs an element of surprise, since there was absolutely no surprise for me, I didn’t. Maybe it just requires to be less informed IDK???

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                I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic or if you truly don’t understand. But let me know if you’re serious and I can fully explain why everyone else here finds it funny. There’s no shame in not understanding.

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                  4 hours ago

                  Oh I understand the misunderstandings that can make it funny to the uninformed.
                  But please, on the off chance that it’s an angle I missed, please explain how something impossible is considered funny.

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                    please explain how something impossible is considered funny.

                    I would enter the following to the record as Exhibits A-E

                    e: also, theonion.com

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        10 hours ago

        🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
        What a completely moronic suggestion, how do you figure that makes any sense?
        It’s like saying If you don’t like chicken, just stop eating.
        I have no idea how it’s possible to be that stupid??? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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          🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 What a completely moronic reply. Ill forward you April Fools jokes all day if you’d like. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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            10 hours ago

            OK, maybe there will be a nugget in there, challenge accepted.
            Bonus points if some of them are actually funny, and not just stupid.

            • 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world
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              10 hours ago

              April Fools!

              Got’em. Not spending my day personally forwarding you shit.

              • Buffalox@lemmy.world
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                10 hours ago

                Oh just doing the talk and not the walk, That figures from the content of your previous posts.

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                    10 hours ago

                    Ill forward you April Fools jokes all day if you’d like.

                    Apparently all talk, because you are backpedaling fast. I think you may have a short term memory problem.