I cannot wait for those inevitable crazy-assed news stories. His presidential funeral will bring out the craziest of the crazies. Someone will probably be killed for not showing the appropriate sympathy (probably me, who has already ordered a T-shirt with his quote about Robert Muller on it). Then, they will have to have police outside his compound as his followers await his second coming. It’s going to be prime TV, and the world will see how utterly crazy much of the US still is.
the world will see how utterly crazy much of the US still is
the world is looking while the Us is gradually becoming more and more crazy. At this point, there isn’t much that can surprise us any more when it comes to the US
“He may not appear alive but that’s actually a good thing because that gives you a chance to eat enough meats and ferments up to the point that you see the truth that he actually is alive.”
leans in throws arm over his shoulder
“I mean the bacteria are but let’s not get lost on the details. I saw a squirrel on the road earlier, you guys up for some heatless bbq?”
When he at some point dies, i am sure that some people will be waiting for him on the third day to come back
Well, at least the ground will be soft from all the tributes. He’ll have a choice to make: rest in piss or scrabble back up through it, undead motherfucker.
I’m actually hoping for the undead scenario, because of all his kids that will be so enraged about not benefiting they’ll just try to kill him again and again – but before they can, they have to fight off that wife of his wanting to slurp up the undead soul out of his rotting carcass first.
When he at some point dies, i am sure that some people will be waiting for him on the third day to come back
I cannot wait for those inevitable crazy-assed news stories. His presidential funeral will bring out the craziest of the crazies. Someone will probably be killed for not showing the appropriate sympathy (probably me, who has already ordered a T-shirt with his quote about Robert Muller on it). Then, they will have to have police outside his compound as his followers await his second coming. It’s going to be prime TV, and the world will see how utterly crazy much of the US still is.
the world is looking while the Us is gradually becoming more and more crazy. At this point, there isn’t much that can surprise us any more when it comes to the US
USA: Hold my (watery) beer.
Hey our beer has gotten way better the last decade or two. It’s how we wash away The Horrors
JD Vance comes out in orange face paint and it will work.
Not even, they would just make a deepfake and everyone would shit their pants
They’ll AI generate the footage and sell it to the world as facts.
The application of a stake and garlic would be very appropriate, alongside with nailing the coffin shut and dumping it into the Marianas Trench.
Trump is more demon than man, if the supernatural exists.
With JFK. Jr
Frog chocking on his listerine voice
“He may not appear alive but that’s actually a good thing because that gives you a chance to eat enough meats and ferments up to the point that you see the truth that he actually is alive.”
leans in throws arm over his shoulder
“I mean the bacteria are but let’s not get lost on the details. I saw a squirrel on the road earlier, you guys up for some heatless bbq?”
My god that couldn’t fit better for a nurgle cultist.
Goddamnit, I wasn’t gonna start anymore armies!
Well, at least the ground will be soft from all the tributes. He’ll have a choice to make: rest in piss or scrabble back up through it, undead motherfucker.
I’m actually hoping for the undead scenario, because of all his kids that will be so enraged about not benefiting they’ll just try to kill him again and again – but before they can, they have to fight off that wife of his wanting to slurp up the undead soul out of his rotting carcass first.
That is absolutely a movie I’d watch.