I’ll get the ball rolling:
Dead Man’s Shoe (2004)
Sounds like a tearjerking tale of a recently-bereaved man returning the shoe of a road accident victim he found in a bush to the victim’s late wife, through which they spark a deep friendship that goes beyond mere love. PG-13 5/10 Oscar-bait shite.
Lord of the Fly. One man’s battle with forgetting to do up his pant zipper.
Or it is a strange sequel to The Fly…
That’s not a conch!
I feel strangely triggered
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