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I fervently hope for the second two things to happen if the first one does.
I fervently hope for the second two things to happen if the first one does.
That’s only one of the two mass shootings today.
But there were 7 yesterday, and 7 the day before.
AMERICA – THAT’S SIXTEEN SHOOTINGS IN 3 DAYS, killing 14 and wounding 78 others. THREE DAYS.
anything Lauren Boebert says is comedy gold
if it’s the ginger pistol I saw giving the press a verbal shellacking a while back, there’s nothing DEI about her hire unless we count the fact she’s like 91% angry viking barely restrained by some hard manners … so, Norwegian-Canadian immigrant?
2b. Nah, I could watch her school press flacks all.freakin.day. She was on fire.
Because it worked so well for Humphrey in his 1968 win.
Or they’re Republicans and dirty pool is okay by them.
you want […] what would it
The first thing that pops into my head is an idea about writing. You’re mixing your tenses.
a country ran by
*run
‘is ran’ makes people think you share teeth.
As a kid we had the coleco.
Then I was in college and poor. Then working. And working. And working. I honestly never (re)gained the ability to fight with my thumbs, but I’m a force of nature on a bog-standard Dell keyboard and mouse.
Tore my e.spinalis on the one side - like, all of it - and was a wreck for weeeeeeks. Truly, the loo was the scariest place in the house.
“I’m to young to need handles and bars everywhere,” I thought to myself. But, maybe I’m not.
Those echo flex units are cheap by the half-dozen and can be set to only allow outgoing calls for help. Just saying.
Boeing: “how can we make the shittiest, most plasticky cramped hellhole ever imagined in the sky, even worse ?”
… like a seaport, but for the air, dude. Sea. Air. Dude. <Toking noises>
Hey, remember when we replaced only the broken stuff and let the other stuff keep working? Of course not: your entire country is barely over 200 years old.
This sentence is the uncanny valley for structure.
Last time we did that, we got Nixon.
Nice try, Comrade.
So. How long have you worked for Google? Not in years; in chat apps.
Bread and circus, boys, bread and circus.
Well we know where you stand on the Taiwan/China question.
Fucken is short for fuckeng, right?
Huawei paid good money to the people who stole that tech from Canada.
sudo su
is a bad idea. sudo -iu
is better for ACLs and avoids the potential security gap.
Lennart’s Cancer strikes again.
That’s the joke