• Tigbitties@kbin.social
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    11 months ago

    Sounds like she has a case of Wandering Womb. The should probably “fumigate” the patient’s head with sulfur and pitch while simultaneously rubbing pleasant-smelling lotions between her thighs.

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      11 months ago

      In their Louisiana congressional district, the preferred remedy is actually closer to catfish noodling.

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        11 months ago

        A colony of lichen comes in many attractive colors and can help detoxify your humors once it adapts to your scalp’s vasculature. Immunosuppressants will help this natural biosynthesis along. The haircut trimmings are also fun in salads!