He wasn’t innocent. He was a violent bastard that injured my other birds. I kept him for far too long hoping he’d settle down, but it only got worse. Final straw was him paralyzing my tiny mallard drake and ripping his back open. Almost had to put the mallard down due to the injuries.
I know I may sound cruel, but I’m a backyard farmer. I grew up on farms. This kinda stuff is normal to me. My flock is better off without a bully. It’s my job to care for these birds and ensure their well-being. Sacrificing one for the many is part of that.
Yeah, nah. He was the worst. I thought his issue was that there weren’t enough girls for the amount of boys I had, so I got a fuck ton more girls, but he was still an asshole.
Too bad an innocent duck had to die for your meal.
He wasn’t innocent. He was a violent bastard that injured my other birds. I kept him for far too long hoping he’d settle down, but it only got worse. Final straw was him paralyzing my tiny mallard drake and ripping his back open. Almost had to put the mallard down due to the injuries.
I know I may sound cruel, but I’m a backyard farmer. I grew up on farms. This kinda stuff is normal to me. My flock is better off without a bully. It’s my job to care for these birds and ensure their well-being. Sacrificing one for the many is part of that.
Ah, I thought you were kidding at first, but it sounds like he was a real sonofabitch.
Yeah, nah. He was the worst. I thought his issue was that there weren’t enough girls for the amount of boys I had, so I got a fuck ton more girls, but he was still an asshole.
This is why people say vegans are insufferable.
Yeah pointing out the suffering you deliberately cause does make one upset.
Shut up.
No.
The duck was a rapist.
He was. My other drakes are not rapey. If girls don’t want sex, they just go mope in a corner
Why don’t you go mope in the corner if the ducks don’t want to get stuffed?