• Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    The police went to apprehend the female suspects at a private house in Yalta but were surprised to find them “well armed” and “well prepared,” the post said.

    You are surprised that two resistance fighters who risked their lives to kill the invaders were prepared for shit to get hot?..

  • AutoTL;DR@lemmings.worldB
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    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Ukrainian saboteurs who are alleged to have poisoned and killed 46 Russian soldiers are on the run in annexed Crimea after a shoot-out with police, a local report says.

    Two young saboteurs who had poisoned members of the Russian military in Simferopol and Bakhchisarai fled when authorities attempted to detain them in Crimea, Telegram channel Kremlin Snuffbox said on Tuesday.

    It was reported in December that members of a Ukrainian partisan group called Crimean Combat Seagulls poisoned and killed 24 Russian soldiers after lacing their vodka with arsenic and strychnine.

    At the time, Snuffbox quoted unnamed sources as saying that “two nice girls” tricked the unit in Simferopol, Crimea, into drinking the vodka, per the Kyiv Post translation.

    In another incident, saboteurs killed 18 and hospitalized 14 Russian personnel in Bakhchisarai, Crimea, by putting arsenic and rat poison in pies and beer, Kremlin Snuffbox previously reported.

    Russian military personnel stationed in Crimea have been asked not to take any food or any drinks from strangers and to detain any suspicious young women who approach them to prevent further incidents of poisoning,


    The original article contains 314 words, the summary contains 181 words. Saved 42%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

  • xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com
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    9 months ago

    They just eat and drink the stuff some random people they just made war against brought them. Smert!

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      9 months ago

      When your own country gives you expired rations, just about anything else looks appealing.

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    9 months ago

    Can’t decide if Crimean Combat Seagulls or Kremlin Snuffbox should be the name of the screenplay (or my new band name)

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      9 months ago

      Fields of ditch meat become fields of sunflowers one day. And once they’ve been cleared of all the submunitions, the crops will be glorious.

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      9 months ago

      That’s true… Because biologically as men, we want to believe in them. This is also why most PR people and press secretaries for politicians are female nowadays. We inherently cut them more slack.

      …and we should be conscious of that.

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        9 months ago

        Do you have a source for that? Your claim is suspiciously close to incel talking points and seem to contradict a lot I’ve seen about the amount of trust people have in the word of a woman compared to that of a man. I’d like to know if you are correct, but as it stands I’m doubtful.