A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.

  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldOP
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    7 months ago

    I know you’re trying to do the “condescending Reddit teenager” thing but honestly you’re really bad at that too.

    Frankly I’m surprised you can still type after all this with your poor diet; you must be exhausted, poor thing

    Can you get your mum to make some veggie tenders or something? Or is she sick of your morally superior attitude to everything too?