A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.

A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.

  • galoisghost@aussie.zone
    171·
    6 months ago

    In his defence, the hens hadn’t been laying enough eggs and the local vet told him they needed a cock.

  • Stubb@lemmy.sdf.org
    02·
    6 months ago

    Reminds me of Crackers in Pink Flamingos. Hilarious film, do check it out.

  • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
    1135·
    6 months ago

    I wish abusing animals for taste pleasure would carry the same sentence as abusing them for sexual pleasure.

    Edit: I wonder how the people downvoting this are rationalising their own animal abuse behaviour in contrast to the animal abuse behaviour of the chicken fucker.

    • Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldOP
      95·
      6 months ago

      Even vegetarians hate people like you; despite what you think you’re doing, you just make people want to eat more meat just to piss you off

      Might even fuck a pigeon tonight I dunno

      • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
        610·
        6 months ago

        Do you feel better now? Have you succesfully pushed back the realization that morally you are the same as the man being sentenced?

        • Wodge@lemmy.worldEnglish
          12·
          6 months ago

          You’re advocating for the extinction of cows, and your types adopt pets from shelters just to kill them.

          • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
            47·
            6 months ago

            Yes because vegand famously get animals in their homes to kill them 🤡🤡🤡 but go ahead, say PeTa BaD, I know you want to.

            Also name a single morally negative thing of letting a species become extinct without murdering them. I will wait. Especially interesting since the animal industry is one of the leading causes of species extinction.

            • Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldOP
              2·
              6 months ago

              When we eat the billionaires, the militant vegans like you will be liquidised for salad dressing, and the chill vegans will be the ones pushing you into a blender with a stick while pouring in the balsamic

              • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
                04·
                6 months ago

                Your fantasies of violence and sex with animals are quite concerning, maybe you want to see an expert on that.

                • Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldOP
                  1·
                  6 months ago

                  I know you’re trying to do the “condescending Reddit teenager” thing but honestly you’re really bad at that too.

                  Frankly I’m surprised you can still type after all this with your poor diet; you must be exhausted, poor thing

                  Can you get your mum to make some veggie tenders or something? Or is she sick of your morally superior attitude to everything too?