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  • 1D10@lemmy.worldtoHumor@lemmy.worldI'll never recover from this
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    2 days ago

    Ok so by my math it would be close to 6760 quarters they would need to lose,so assuming a rate of 1 per day they would have started at the age of 16 and lost the last one at 30.

    I can only assume that at the age of 30 our hero packed it in,quit hanging around looking for dames, got serious about that whole time machine he was thinking about, jumped into 2024 and made this post as a warning to all of us.









  • When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

    Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

    While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.


  • I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

    Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.