Have you considered firing half the workforce and pushing AI harder? I think that might fix it.

Me 5 years ago: “Man olive oil sure is expensive, it’s twice the price of the cheapest canola!”

You sweet ignorant child.

I think most of us are struggling with this issue, but I’m really not sure what to do about it. Is banning them outright bad? Maybe? I just don’t know.

We’re all stuck in a planet scale tolerance paradox, and I don’t think any current solution is particularly convincing or palatable.

Oh god.