here is what he will do:

I see we are reentering an age of self answering questions posing as headlines.

maybe if more socialists voted Harris?

source: Halloween

nah, its just two idiot orgs.

Thats because black cats have bad luck

ok, but what consequences will he actually face ; nothing.

thats a lot of years of bad luck

no i like it.

its just that i cant make enough money to live.

thats all.

might be nice if they could chill for a bit

are you sure she knows how to read?

A: Not the woman.

ok.

good.

Are these questions supposed to be ironic?

Sperm too.

Dear Wired Magazine ; water is wet.

OK, call me crazy, but how about no one punches anyone else?

Jimmy Kimmel was there?!

*Iranian police