![](/static/253f0d9b/assets/icons/icon-96x96.png)
![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/gWmVEUZ94Z.png)
That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.
That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.
Of course, that’s what estrogen does.
Save the earth
Do coke
Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.
EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact
Finally some good fucking news.
Pass the joint, bud.
I remember being younger than Bart. Now I’m older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.
Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.
I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.
More like pootato
That’s such a classic, perfect joke.
Wow, this one’s new to me.
I’ve been at my job for six years. I took my salary from six years ago and put it into an inflation calculator and even with all the paltry 2-4% annual raises I’ve been getting I’m effectively being paid less now than I used to be.
Curse you, I was just about to upload this. My spirits are crushed and my dreams are ruined!
Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.
Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.
Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.
In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.
“Do as we say or we won’t let you do free work us any more!”
“I’m sorry (this got out).”