Apple brandy counts as a serving of fruit, not apple flavored.

Most apple flavored stuff sucks, except for apples.

The Meat Lobby would a good band name.

Compared to what they’ve accomplished by getting some plexiglass wet, it seems like sitting on my couch has accomplished the same. Maybe more by staying home, unless they rode bikes or walked to do the deed.

Any criticism got met with “Well, what have you done with YOUR life?” or “How many children have YOU given sight back to?” So as obvious as it seemed to those of us that saw it immediately, most people see a guy seemingly doing something good and become blind to the rest of it.

I hope I’m wrong for once. He does a lot of good, but people said the same about Mr. Beast when he was paying for surgeries.

How long until someone murders a person with one of these as a cover up?

Its so validating to be right about Mr Beast. My sixth sense about people is never wrong. Now I’m just waiting for Louis Rossman to be outted for something too.

Fuck, I wish.

Shit, its like Bad Bunny all over again. Had no idea who he was, just to find out he is/was the biggest artist in the world. I fear I may be out of touch.

Its all fuckin dorks doing talk radio until 10am, then its same 10 songs on repeat for the rest of the day. At least in my area.

Off topic, but after I moved halfway across the US, I wondered what that same distance would be driving across Europe.

I moved from the NW corner of Washington state to about the middle of Iowa, roughly 2000 miles or 3200 Km (roughly, I said)

Its looks to be the same as going from Lisbon to roughly halfway in between Berlin and Warsaw, using google maps to follow roadways.

I can’t imagine all of the different cultures you would see traveling most of the way through Europe, and most of what I saw on my trip through the States was empty dead grass fields, farmland, a couple dead deer, and a ton of truckers.

I can forgive stealing billions, but I draw the line at being a Harry Potter adult.

This was the the funniest shit to ever happen, just thinking about it makes me warm and fuzzy.

I’m 35 and feel the same way. 25 is the absolute lowest I’ll even consider.

Basically nothing I follow is on anything else because they need the numbers. The few people that are just copy their twitter posts and never actually engage.

Right? Lmao even. I know too many people that have been ruined by cheaters to want to marry and I have a genetic disorder I refuse to pass along, so I won’t be having kids. There goes 99% of the dating pool for me.

Misread as Sharmat.

“Oh shit, Dagoth Ur?!”

“Uhh, thanks doc… How’re my teeth though?”

Noooo, this is Lemmy. If it isn’t free to use and 20% as good as the paid version, its evil.